Err, what can I say about this song. I’ll be watching the audience while I do this.
Some of you might laugh or poke your friends in the ribs. It’s the ones that keep
quiet who probably know the most about establishments like
the lovely Mrs Buxham’s. There might be one near you!!
MRS BUXHAMS HOUSE OF JOY
The Judge and all his jury have hired a charabanc
And every now and then they stop to turn the crank
When the bus breaks down on it’s way to Town
And Mrs Buxham’s House of Joy
There are rooms of all descriptions, a marvel of the age
Here’s a room for water sports with lovely rubber toys
And here’s a little dungeon for all the naughty boys
in Mrs Buxhams House of Joy
Mrs B’s the girl for me
There’s nowhere else I’d rather be
Than round at Mrs B’s
Whatever takes your fancy is yours for the cash
There’s a quicky service if you have to dash
And If you like that kind of filth
There’s dogging, milf and gilf
In Mrs Buxhams House of Joy
There’s a two way mirror for all spectator sports
He knows that you are watching it helps him to perform
You’ve seen him on the telly but this is twice the fun in
Mrs Buxhams House of Joy
Mrs B’s the girl for me
There’s nowhere else I’d rather be
Than round at Mrs B’s
There are girls from every nation at Mrs B’s abode
Sailor boys who miss their mum come around to drop their load
A mouthful of cream pie will finish off the night in
Mrs Buxhams House of Joy
A lovely Spanish Fly is my unique delight
Isobel’s the kind of girl to keep me up all night
That saucy seniorita can play my castanets in
Mrs Buxhams House of Joy
Bukkake’s not for everyone, hang on that’s not true
Everybody’s welcome but you’ve gotta join the queue
For the most delicious pastry in the shop
At Mrs Buxhams House of Joy.